Meet Lord Fudge Trismegistus, a cupcake who gains consciousness after being struck by lightning at a cult fundraiser. Now a sugary egregore of confectionery terror, he lurks in the spiritual realm with saccharine frosting eyes that lure fascists into a trance.
Draped in waxy rainbow frosting oozing an unnerving caramel goo, he moves with the grace of a nightmare and the menacing squelch of a rubber ducky slowly being crushed by an invisible cosmic force of despair. As fascists fortuitously enter his path, they find themselves trapped in the sticky, sweet embrace of doom – for Lord Fudge Trismegistus isn’t just here to punish them; he’s here to ravage them, one agonizing bite at a time ✨