Here i admit, that on the 35th of July 2030, Year of the New Coles Egg and Bacon Sandwich, that i went too far, both physically and psychically Assaulting, And sexually harassing one Randy Fledgeling of 26 Delaware St, 3013 Reservoir, Victoria with ear piercingly loud, high pitched and rapidly modulating synthesizer noises i made, in a prank call for my Breakfast Drivetime morning zoo shows on 800.85 The Fucker: "Early Morning, isn't it Fuckheads?" and "The Fucker In The Morning".

I do not feel bad about the harm i have caused, but Circumstance Demands (Name of my Attorney) has instructed me to enscribe some of mine Ponderings on the mattere, as it can assist in the victim receiving restitution from the state on this matter. Which i am all for.

I do however dispute the allegations of Plagiarism, as the concept of a prank call is not from anyone, and is commonly accepted as a Folk Practice of the Stupid and Frivolous, as defined under the Mental Categories Trait Classification/Guy Typing laws of 2029.

Due to these same laws, i cannot be criminally prosecuted or made to pay civil fines for any of what i freely admit are Wrongdoings, because i am Stupid and thus, legally cannot be held responsible for Any of my actions. As well as this, the phone calls were legally Funny As Fuck so any judge would legally have to recuse themselves from laughing too much in the courtroom. And the jury would be laughing too.

Anyway, Sunday Sunday Sunday!!!!!!

Fucking all over the Frankston and Mordialloc Beachfronts,

The return!!!!! Of "The Fucker's Fuckfest XV: Sexperiment Omega: The Epsilon Project: Project Pussy"

Guitar shredding Boww bow bwowbowbowbowbowbowwwwwwwwwww Airhorn sound effect.

Male only Pottery Classes, Female Only Ketamine Therapy Station

Non segregated but also Nonbinary and Trans only Beach Volleyball tournament, sponsored by The Buck'ees, Wawa and Sheetz Conglomerate of Australia.

Free jet ski rides! Jerk and smoke your own whole chicken you bring from Coles station, Graciously provided by Jerker'z Jamaican Chicken and Pussy.

And the return of the The world famous Fuckeshi's Challenge Adult Bouncy Castle!

Pay 50 bucks worth of Ass Gas Or Grass on entry, and you'll go in the running to win My personally customised Rainbow Wrap Ford Ranger!

Be there or i'll personally fucking cube you into soylent green you stupid motherfucker! You bastard! I'll fucking Kill you! You just don't know who you're Fucking With, Do you?

Peow peow peowwwwwwwww...... Boioioioioing! Glass breaking sound effect

Cause you don't wanna Fuck with (10 part vocal harmony) Eiiiiight Hundred Point Eighty Fiiiiive, The Fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! (Sex noises) Ohhhh! Ay papi!

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