In the words of an old meme, "sure it's fake, but the fact that I thought it was true says a lot about society." The idea of a massive number of suicides (or even the most out of the year) occurring on Christmas is a meme, too, and I guess we're here to fight the disinformation. Or at least to examine it, see how it feels, that sort of thing. (But really look it up, it's not true.) Also there's a little synthesized rendition of the old lovingly self-pitying "Happy New Year" on the imaginary B-side. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year!
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released December 26, 2023