3 Black Eyed Peas - My Humps [Roy Savage's savage Roy Edit]
4:12
4Tommy Lee Sparta - Mechanic [Jire Edit]
4:00
5Usher - OMG! [scud makes me wanna say "edit!"]
4:08
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TO ALL CITIZENS OF THE SCRAPYARD & BEYOND:
During yesterday’s inaugural entertainment at THE PITT, enemies of our great state piloted an airship over the arena, broke free the demon SID MAN, attacked our guards & raided the royal armoury. These horrid denizens are still at large somewhere in the 3 SWORDS- the DREADKNOUGHT has placed a high bounty on any or all that can be brought to justice. Below is a list of the known ring-leaders. GLORY TO THE KING!
SCUD - Dog-Man, hairy, dangerous. Wanted for the illegal piloting of an airship in SCRAPYARD airspace, along with a litany of historic canine-highwayman activities. Large bite, distance recommended. To be taken DEAD OR ALIVE.
TERRIBLE ED - Scrap person in revolt. Suspected 1st mate. Wanted for defection, theft of weaponry from SCRAPYARD ARMOURY and five chickens from the ROYAL PANTRY. Capture preferred for interrogation.
CIGOTINE - Chainsmoking member of the PHONEIX BAND. Suspected scout to SKINSHIP. Wanted for aggressive raid on THE PITT and aiding in anti-Scrap activities. Also suspected of historic mercenary actions against high-ranking Scrap Legionnaires. Foul language directed at the DREADNOUGHT taken personally, capture preferred.
ROY SAVAGE - Half of arachnid assassin group EGGSAC. Terrifying spider. Suspected of funding aforementioned raid. Ongoing investigation into the extent of historic crimes, including potential involvement in the murder of the last KING. Criminal mastermind and extremely dangerous, capture unlikely.
JIRE - PITT executioner & undefeated champion. Last seen pursuing SKIN SHIP. Intent unknown. The DREADNOUGHT has placed royal protection on the knight. Regardless, he should be presumed hostile to all: DO NOT APPROACH.